Formula Oppo: The Niantic Grand Prix of The Server Farm

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
07/16/2016 at 17:31 • Filed to: FO

Welcome to the 10th round of Formula Oppo, the only sports related program with less viewers than All Takes Matter , seriously we are down to only 20 participants . This week we head to the broken server farms of Niantic, so maybe no one will get to play...

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Lewis easily coasted to a win. Rosberg finished second but a communication ban breakdown bumped him to third behind the feisty young Max Verstappen. Other racers did otherwise.

This week maybe things will happen, or it could be another snorefest, this is how F1 has always been.

Your drivers this race:

Mercedes:

Lewis Hamilton

Nico Rosberg

Ferrari:

Sebastian Vettel

Kimi Raikkonen

Red Bull TAG-Heuer:

Daniel Ricciardo

Daniil Kvyat Max Verstappen

Williams:

Valtteri Bottas

Felipe Massa

McLaren-Honda:

Fernando Alonso Stoffel Vandoorne

Jenson Button

Force India:

Nico Hulkenberg

Sergio Perez

Toro Rosso:

Max Verstappen Daniil Kvyat

Carlos Sainz

Renault:

Kevin Magnussen

Jolyon Palmer

Sauber:

Marcus Ericsson

Felipe Nasr

Manor:

Pascal Wehrlein

Rio Hartyanto

Haas:

Romain Grosjean

Esteban Gutierrez

My picks:

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Max Verstappen

Curse: No curse.

The rest of you have until Q1 to get your picks in.

Good luck.

DISCUSSION (17)

Hot Takes Salesman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/16/2016 at 18:45

Q. Lewis

1. Lewis

2. Raikkonen

3. Verstappen

I’ll take “Fuck It” for 500, Alex.

RTeeJay > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/16/2016 at 22:01

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Raikkonen

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/16/2016 at 22:17

Q: Lewis Hamilton

1. Lewis Hamilton

2. Nico Rosberg

3. Max Verstappen

not sure if still in

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/17/2016 at 08:40

Totally forgot about last race... Oops.

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Vettel

3. Rosberg

StingrayJake > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/18/2016 at 17:51

Q. Hamilton

1. Hamilton

2. Rosberg

3. Verstappen

Wheelerguy > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/19/2016 at 09:42

Hungaroring is underrated.

Anyway... Nico Robin for Q and win, Ricciardo second, Massa third.

Hey, come on, we haven’t had anyone pick a curveball.

ADDENDUM: now you know how it feels to have nobody play your fantasy game.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/21/2016 at 23:16

Why did i get a curse subtraction from last week? I didn’t curse anyone, the nico comment was obvious satire.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pirates-ecu
07/22/2016 at 00:01

I assumed that it was a curse

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/22/2016 at 01:06

can we correct that then? I have a history of adding a pithy comments at the end of my picks.

Also in the past I have always added (curse) before i laid any curses out.

pirates-ecu > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/22/2016 at 16:28

any word on getting me those points back? buller? buller?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > pirates-ecu
07/22/2016 at 16:50

Sorry, I’ll fix that. Work comes first though